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Friday, June 27, 2003
Found an online qiz... why do I like these things so much?

You are the Oracle-
You are The Oracle, from "The Matrix."
Wise, kind, honest- is there anything slightly
negative about you? You are genuinely
supportive of others. Careful not to let people
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posted by Daniella 12:21 PM
There's these two girls who live in my building. I think they moved in a few months ago. They are really young and perky and blond and tan. They are always in the lobby in color coordinated running "outfits" stretching out. I thought they were Tulane students. Yesterday, I rode in the elevator with them as they were getting ready to go running. They were discussing their cases. Yup, these little twenty somethings are lawyers... and they probably make more money than I do. I hate the little Ally McBeal clones... I think (right now) I hate everyone. Aaargggh!
posted by Daniella 11:15 AM
Thursday, June 26, 2003
Well, I am a "monstering" machine... I have submitted about 100 resumes on Monster.com in the last two weeks. We'll see if I get any results... send really good karma my way because the job sitution at my company (for me to be able to transfer) is not looking good due to our company's hiring freeze for all positions that are not sales generating. I am starting to think that when our savings run out, which will happen in about a nanosecond if I have no income coming in, John and I will be living in a cardboard box under a bridge. In the SNOW! Damn this recession and damn you, George "idiot" Bush!
posted by Daniella 4:49 PM
The links they are expanding.... check out the new stuff I've added to the left hand side navigation. Also, notice I finally got my wish as far as the archives being monthly instead of weekly. Yeah, blogger! And that's all I'm going to say about that.
posted by Daniella 11:18 AM
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posted by Daniella 10:34 AM
Wednesday, June 25, 2003
Wow, there are two things I can say about this:

1. this kid has waaaay too much time on his hands
2. I think it is hilarious


posted by Daniella 12:38 PM
The Gettysburg Address as a powerpoint presentation.... ha ha ha ha!!!!
posted by Daniella 12:07 PM
Everyone knows how much I love bible-thumpers, right? Well, this guy has a great discussion of it in his blog. Read it, really, it's worthwhile....
posted by Daniella 12:03 PM
OK, OK... new topic... John and I both have VW Jettas. I am on my third consecutive Jetta. We love our Jettas. We love the way they look. We love the way they handle. We are Jetta People. What we do not love, however, is our local VW dealership. Don't get me wrong, we love our salesperson, Herbert Singleton. He has sold me three cars. He sold John his car. He sold my mom and dad two cars. We just really, really, REALLY hate the Service Department.

They never return your calls. They will keep your car for days, not because there's a difficult problem, but merely because they haven't gotten to it yet or they are on their coffee break all day. They will never give you a loaner. They tell you to bring your car in right at 7:30 AM when they open to ensure that your car is the first one to get worked on that day, then they still don't start working on it until they feel like it. Or they keep you waiting in the hot New Orleans in June sun until 7:45 AM while they finish their coffee and saunter over to unlock the doors.

Let me tell you my saga:

They had my Jetta for five days two weeks ago because I needed an oil change and there was a noise coming from the engine (or perhaps the dashboard) when I went over bumps. It sounded like something might be loose. So, I dropped off the car the day John and I left to drive him to New Jersey. They called me that afternoon (see, they call you promptly if it's going to be something expensive) to tell me that the noise that I was hearing was the struts which needed to be replaced ASAP to the tune of $600. I said OK.

I picked up my car, five days later and drove away... the noise was still there!

So, I called them. They told me to come in and they would fix it.

I brought them my car this Monday to fix the noise, replace some trim on my door which had come unglued and replace a burned out headlight. All day Monday, I called them to see what time the car would be done and got voicemail. I left six messages. No one ever called me back. I got a ride to the dealership with one of my coworkers after work. I stood around for a while until finally the Service Manager, Charles, told me that they had taken my car apart and could not find the source of the noise. They could put it back together or keep trying. I told them to keep looking and got a ride home with Herbert (who happened to be passing by the Service Department and offered to give me a ride home in the new Porsche Cayenne).

All day Tuesday, I called them to see what time the car would be done and got voicemail. I left three messages. No one ever called me back. Finally, Charles called me to tell me that they think that they fixed the noise and my car was ready whenever I wanted to pick it up. I got a ride to the dealership with that same coworker and walked up to tell them to get my car. I paid $162.00 and waited for them to pull my car around. And waited. And waited.

Finally, after 20 minutes had passed, I asked what was taking so long. Charles, the Service Manager, sheepishly admitted that they could not find the keys to my car. They had lost my keys! After another 20 minutes, Charles told me that they thought that one of the mechanics had accidentally put the keys in his pocket and gone home and that they were trying to track him down. He asked me if I needed a ride home.

Well, as you can guess, I had a shit fit. I told him that I did not need a ride home, I needed my car and in the absence of that, I need a car of some sort so that I didn't need to bother my poor father for a ride to work again! Well, they gave me a filthy diesel Jetta. And by filthy, I mean major league DIRTY.

I called the next morning to see if they had found my keys. Charles was not in and the rest of the morons there had NO IDEA WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT! He finally called me around noon to tell me that they had found my keys and I could pick up my car. When I arrived on at the dealership after work, they pulled out my car -- covered in mud, with grease smeared on the passenger seat and someone else's visa on the floor of the passenger side. Hmmm. I made them wash my car and they acted like they were doing ME a favor!

Oh, by the way... the noise is still there!

Fucking morons!

posted by Daniella 1:13 AM
Tuesday, June 24, 2003
So, about my weekend in the Great Freezing Tundra previously known as New Fucking Jersey....

I arrived at about 10:30 PM on Friday after a grueling flight on which I was wedged in the center seat on a full to the gills flight. John picked me up and we went over to his brother's house to say hi. Pete (John's brother) suggested that we go check out the night life in Montclair where we most likely will be living, so off we went to see what our future home looks like after dark. We drove around, found a parking space (mind you, it was pouring rain and about the weather of New Orleans in December). We walked first to the
Office Beer Bar and Grill which was a little too loud, but OK (too loud??? TOO LOUD? When did I get so OLD!). Then we went to another place the name of which escapes me, but we stayed there for a while. Finally, John took me to Tierney's Tavern where I felt at home because it reminded me of.... Molly's at the Market and the Abbey all rolled into one!

Then Saturday, we got up early, had fabulous bagels and lox and went on the Quest for Affordable Housing That is Not Under a Bridge... Believe it or not, we actually found several places we liked including one in... {you must place your nose in the air as you say this} Upper Montclair... We then drove through Pine Ridge Estates in Cedar Grove, aka The Gazillionaire Development where we saw about eight deer (with cute little Bambi-like baby deer) and a wild turkey (although John insists it was a peacock!).

Saturday night, we were supposed to meet the legendary Mike Mararian and his new wife for dinner in the city, but we are lame and we cancelled. Plus, it was raining small mammals.

Sunday, we went into the City to the Lower East Side and went to Katz's Deli for hot pastrami on rye and pickles... yummmmmmmm!!!! Then we went to McSorley's for a pint then on to the airport where I was once again wedged in to the center seat on a full flight.

Ah, New York!!!

posted by Daniella 1:44 PM
Friday, June 20, 2003
I have had this absolutely hilarious post about my local VW dealership since Friday and every time I try to post it, damn blogger crashes... so you will have to live without it. (sssh... don't tell blogger, but I've saved it and may try to post later on when blogger isn't paying attention. That reminds me is blogger in cahoots with VW???)
posted by Daniella 1:44 PM

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posted by Daniella 1:34 PM
I learned several neat tricks today... First I learned how to check my referrals by clicking on Technorati.com. Then I learned that you can do an image search on google. So, I searched for other Moiseyevs with pictures on the web. There are lots. Check it out... Oh, don't accidentally search for Daniella, especially not if you are at work... apparently there's a porn star with my name.
posted by Daniella 1:21 PM
Thursday, June 19, 2003
I was surfing (slow day at the office) and I came across this... check it out...
posted by Daniella 12:45 PM
There are SEVEN NPR stations that serve Montclair, NJ... one of them is even a Jazz station, although they are probably not up to WWOZ's standards...
posted by Daniella 12:40 PM
I really enjoy reading this guy's blog: All about Latvia. His viewpoint about how the Latvian majority in Riga is treating the Russian minority is a strory that is not widely known in the west. Basically, for those of you not interested in pointing and clicking to read it yourself, the Latvians are treating the Russians like shit. This is not a huge surprise considering the Russians treated the Latvians like shit during 70 years of Soviet rule, but for a self-professed democracy, this is unacceptable behavior.

Of course, I say this while our self-professed democracy keeps eroding our freedoms for the so-called "Homeland Defense"...

Today on NPR, I caught the tail end of a story about some state (as I said, I missed the beginning so I do not know which state) where the state legislature is debating a bill to raise taxes on junk foods in order to "take a stand againt obesity and for public health" (or some other such junk politico speak). The Republicans say, as usual, no new taxes, but propose instead making fitness club memberships tax deductible. I guess they just don't give a damn about poor fat people who can't afford gym memberships, only rich fat people, right?
posted by Daniella 12:05 PM
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posted by Daniella 11:15 AM
Tuesday, June 17, 2003
I have been a bad blogger and I apologize. Things are so hectic right now with wedding planning, job searching and getting prepared for the Big Move.

John was home for the weekend. We both slept like babies for the first time in weeks. It was terrific. We had made plans to do all sorts of stuff, such as spend time with friends, go see live music (which a: we won't be able to afford up there and b: there won't be the same type of music/venues to see) and eat at N'Awlins restaurants. Know what we did?

Absolutely nothing. We cuddled on the couch and talked. We went to sleep at 9:00 PM.

Well, we did go out to breakfast with Catherine and go the Christening (is that how you spell it?) of Al's and Skip's babies. We also went for a walk to the
Crescent City Farmer's Market and bought peaches and Louisiana blackberries. And John got a great haircut at the Aidan Gill Salon for Men.
posted by Daniella 9:28 AM
Friday, June 13, 2003
I re-read my woe-is-me post from earlier. I sound like a whiny brat and I have decided that I am just going to get over it. No more sad Daniella, OK?

I have added several new links to the left hand navigation panel (scroll down beneath the copious archives). First up is my High School class alumni page. Then, I added the Krewe of St. Ann web page. Check me out in full Mardi Gras regalia on the first page (pink) of the photos from MG 2003. John, unfortunately, is not shown, although, in my opinion, he made a fabulous Braveheart. You can check him out on our website which is also linked on the left navigation. Finally, I added Chowhound because both John and I are frequent posters to the New Orleans board.

See, I am trying really REALLY hard not to be upset.

posted by Daniella 2:58 PM
Mama, if you are reading here is a link to US Translations, a interpreting and translating company based in New Orleans. Perhaps you can get on with them and get more work at home. I know how hard it is to be away from home all the time.
posted by Daniella 1:17 PM
It's Friday the 13th and I feel as though I am very close to losing my grip on reality. I had a fight with my dad (we made up this morning), my grandfather is in the hospital, John may get stuck in New Jersey due to storms in teh area. I haven't had a decent night's sleep in weeks. I still have no job offers and I just want to get under the covers and hide from the world. Please make everything be OK...
posted by Daniella 12:44 PM
Wednesday, June 11, 2003
From the "Tacky Toasts" section of the Wedding Etiquette Hell website (thanks, Jenny, for the link), here's a doozy said by a best man in front of all of the guests including the bride's and groom's parents and grandparents:

"May all your up and downs be between the sheets!"

Ewwwww.....
posted by Daniella 1:48 PM
On a side note, I got to spend last night with two giggling, squirming buddles of therapy... There's nothing like holding cute little Lucy (Lula Poola or Chubba Bubba) and cute little Amelia (Mimi Poopalini) to cheer you up! Plus when Hudson woke up from his nap, he was so sweet. The best part was when he rolled over looked at me with sleepy eyes and said, "Daniella? I will be awake in three minutes, ok? Then we can play in my room." He is such a little grown up! Thanks Al and Skip for dinner and for the cheering up!
posted by Daniella 10:27 AM
Although I could conceivably sleep diagonally across the bed, I am still sleeping on "my" side of it. To his credit, John is a flat on his back, arms crossed on his chest, doesn't move all night kind of sleeper. Well, anyway, as I get cold through the night (an I always get cold through the night!), I tend to scooch (is that a word?) my butt across the bed seeking warmth, usually finding it when I come in contact with any part of John (who is perpetually hot). Apparently, I was doing this last night and not finding my warmth I scoched ALL the way across the bed and fell off the other side. Yes, folks... I actually fell off the bed! And the best part is... when I fell off the bed I got up and walked around the bed to get back in on "my" side. I walked all the way around the bed rather than just climbing in on John's side! Are there any psychiatrists out there that can tell me some psychobabble that will make me feel like less of an idiot?
posted by Daniella 10:21 AM
Tuesday, June 10, 2003
There's a hiring freeze in Home Office... things are not looking good for me. I want to go home and get in bed for the rest of the night, but instead I have a meeting with one of our prospective wedding venues to go over the catering menu. It's hard to get excited about a wedding when I may not have a job to which to transfer... I applied for three jobs on Monster.com today, but I'm not holding my breath. Think good thoughts for me, OK?
posted by Daniella 5:28 PM
Another day, another blog entry... It's hard to get excited about anything today. I had a phone interview today with the HR Recruiter for one of the internal positions for which I applied. She was pretty blunt. She said, "I have looked over your resume and your performance evaluations and they seem to be very impressive. If I may be candid, you seem to be someone who is looking for career growth." I told her that I was looking for career growth and felt that I had a lot to offer in any position. She said, "we aren't really looking for anyone ambitious because we want someone who will not want to advance beyond this position. However, if you are interested in this position without any chance for advancement, I will keep you in mind for this position since you meet and exceed all the criteria." Since I am an honest person, I told her that I would not be happy in a position that offers no chance for advancement. She said, "Good, you're way overqualified for this." Thanks for my time, indeed! God, how utterly depressing, I think I'd rather be told that I lack experience than to be told I'm overqualified... Sometimes I just want to crawl into bed and not get out for many, many days. Ugh.
posted by Daniella 1:56 PM
Monday, June 09, 2003
Regardless of what you may have heard, driving cross country 1500 miles is NOT FUN! We had a lovely first day driving through scenic sleepy towns such as Hattiesburg and Tuscaloosa, listening to NPR and Ozzy Osbourne (you haven't lived until you've heard me belting out Diary of a Madman while driving through Meridian, MS and banging my head -- John looked positively FRIGHTENED!). We stopped in Birmingham to eat at Bob Sykes Barbecue for a late lunch and then rolled into Chattanooga at a leisurely pace. Only, the damn "check engine" light came on about 40 miles outside of Chattanooga and we couldn't find a damn hotel because it was Chattanooga's Riverbend Festival so all the hotels were at least $119+ (a bit pricey when you're trying to save money). Then, we decided to try to find the Volkswagen dealership to look at John's car. Anyway, to make a long story short we drove around for a while, found a nice hotel (The Wingate Inn) and had a great dinner with Cathy (aka Cat) Johnson and her new husband Mike.

The next morning, we rose at 5 AM (Chattanooga is in the EST, so it was 6 AM there) and hightailed it to the VW dealership where they were very nice to us and took care of the problem in under three hours... and without too much pocketbook pain.

Then we had to drive extra fast to make it to DC in time to see Mark and Kim Roberti and their beautiful new baby, Jake. We had a great time with Mark in Old Town Alexandria and I got to see John's old stomping grounds as well as Mark and John's swingin' bachelor pad of the early nineties... Mark and Kim have a great house that backs up onto a park with tennis courts... Daddy would be in heaven!

The next morning we had to leave in the pouring rain which did not let up for the whole next day. Plus it was COLD. I don't mean chilly, I mean blue lips, goosebumps COLD! The drive to John's parent's house which should of taken three and a half hours, took us nearly six. It was hellish and miserable. I, of course, felt that this would be the perfect time to complain about how much I do not want to move somewhere where it is in the 50's in JUNE! We finally arrived at John's parent's house in Point Pleasant, NJ and had a really nice time with them. Jean, John's mom, made me a crochet bag with my initials which she said I could use for the next year and a half and then she would make me another one with the initials DMC -- isn't it strange, that after all this time, I will finally get a middle name? I was pleasantly surprised to find out that Peter (John's father) and I have political views so similar, we could be the same person! The one good thing that will come out of this move is that I will get to spend more time with my future in-laws. John is very close with Mom and Daddy and I am glad that I will get the chance to be close to his parents as well.

Yesterday, we hit the road and drove the final 45 minutes to John's brother's house in Bloomfield. Pete and his wife Maria were kind enough to drive us around the whole afternoon to look at neighborhoods and towns in Northern Jersey where we may want to live. We really liked the urban feel of Jersey City and the little Scottish town of Kearny. John will be looking in those two areas in the coming days. Finally we had dinner with Pete, Maria and the ever cool Johnny Crozier at a little Indian place in Union which was fabulous. At 2:30 (3:30 EST) AM, the alarm went off for my 4:30 flight and here I am back in N'Awlins, lonely, miserable and tired. I miss John.

posted by Daniella 1:51 PM
Wednesday, June 04, 2003
I can't believe that tonight will be John's last night as a New Orleanian... It's so wierd to think that he won't live here anymore. You know what's even stranger? That I will not live here anymore too... I have always considered New Orleans a part of myself. Sort of like the color of my hair. I don't know who I am going to be in New-Fucking-Jersey!
posted by Daniella 3:10 PM
Tomorrow night we will be having dinner with Cathy Johnson (who now goes by Cat) in Chattanooga. She recently got remarried and now owns a Belly Dance Studio! Can't wait to see her!!!
posted by Daniella 11:20 AM
So, another hellish sleepless night. I have now had about eight hours of sleep in the last five days. I don't know what's wrong with me... I am actually relieved that the decision is made and starting to get a little excited about the move. Yet, my body and my mind refuse to let me rest! Anybody got any ideas as to how the hell I can get some sleep?
posted by Daniella 11:17 AM
Tuesday, June 03, 2003
It's official. Today is John's last day at his job. We leave Thursday to drive his car to New Jersey and I fly back ALONE on Monday. John is excited about his new job, but as he said at 5 AM as I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, "I'm so sorry I have to uproot you, honey." I know I'm overreacting, but I finally have my life exactly the way I want it to be, with a wonderful person to share it with, terrific friends, a good relationship with my parents, a job at which I excel which pays me well, activities that I enjoy, etc., etc. I have never been this happy and content in my life and NOW it all has to change. And you wonder why I am pacing in the living room at 2:47 AM?
posted by Daniella 10:18 AM



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